I, David Schwimmer

predicteth:

 

The Viper of Kurongdon shall maketh

Her nest upon Thine lofty mountain hither.

Her venom causeth much pain, yet Her touch is strong.

Cease-eth from all speculation and stroke the

mighty Vulture of Kah. This wilt bringeth pleasure

to thine deepest heartstrings. Hark! and obey!

 

 

Thus sayeth I